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Freshmen in high school or college who are slightly cooler than the normal band of newbies, and often have upperclassmen friends. We're so fresh we're not just freshmen we're FRESHmen.
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1. The new kids of a high school.
2. The ones you see scared and looking around the school trying to find their first period class. 1. Guy 1: Who are those kids?
Guy 2: They're fresh meat aka freshmen. 2. Freshmen: Excuse me but where is room 101? |
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The kids who are new to high school; often seen with backpacks that are three times the size of themselves, they take the longest routes possible to their classes, and they attract other freshmen. Once they have become comfortable with the high school society, they are usually the loud and obnoxious people screaming at each other and chasing their friends around the hall. Sometimes they get high school mixed up with middle school. *really loud group walking down the hall*
Friend 1: "Why do they feel the need to be so freaking loud?" Friend 2: "They're freshmen. Can't you tell by their backpacks?" Friend 1: "Oh yeah...I remember when I was in eighth grade." |
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first year students in college, formal way of saying 'bottom of the food chain' or 'light weight'. Freshmen usually travel in cluster groups. Said cluster groups are spotted easily, due to the large assortment of unnecessary school supplies in which the freshmen carries with them at all times. Freshmen can also be mistaken for mentally challenged alcoholic gremlins. This is not a representation for all freshmen; however most of them fit this description accurately. There is a very rare endangered species of freshmen. This breed is commonly known as 'that cool freshman'. That cool freshman is an individual whom most already assume are an upperclassmen due to their seasoned alcohol tolerance, common sense and ability to function off three hours of sleep without feeling the need to tell everyone about how tired they are. 'are those girls transfer here? i've never seen them before'
'no, they're freshmen' 'how do you know?' 'dude, they're both carrying three notebooks, sticky notes, pencil sharpeners and graphing calculators. nobody buys all that shit in college. one notebook and a pen is good enough.' 'oh, you're right! hey, did you invite that cool freshmen to the kegger tonight?' 'fuckin' right i did! the little bastard drank me under the table last night. he's crazy!' |
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When you do an activity you're interested for an extensive amount of time, often pulling several all-nighters and focusing on that activity. Person 1: "Yo, you gunna freshmen tonight?"
Person 2: "Yeah when I get home I'm gunna play Guild Wars (video game) all night" Person 1: "Damn, we have a lot of homework tonight" Person 2: "Yeah man we gotta freshmen homework" |
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1. Something that should be beaten on a regular basis.
2. In the case of slutty freshmen girls, semen catchers that will do anything to be near superior upper classmen/human tissues 3. Human boners 4. Modern Day Slaves 5. No. 1 product of Orthodontists. "Hey Eunice, git me mah beatin' styuck I'se gones done and spotted me a freshmen!"
"I keep getting boners during class, can I borrow your freshmen?" "All ya'll hollah up yur hounds now we done fixin' to hunt me som' freshmen" |
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The definition of freshmen is: Females- a stupid skank bitch who dumps an upperclassmen for no fucking reason, the term freshmen can be used to someone of any age such as 1, 48, or even 99 years of age Males- a dumbass cunt nugget who thinks he's the bomb, or any guy who does stuff just to be cool, although he is a complete fucking retarded cock browny. again this can be used for a guy of any age, ranging from age 4 to 10984 between two friends (guy1) "dude my girlfriend dumped me"
(guy2) "dude she's a fucking freshmen" (guy1) "no she's a junior" (guy2) "no you havent heard? there's a new definition, yeah it means anybody who dumps their special someone for no reason!" |
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