FREE.I.P. 

when you get everything - parties, food, drinks, hair, makeup, clothing, travel, etc - for free because you know all the right people, key words and hook-ups, and because you're a hustler. if you fall in this category you transcend the traditional "V.I.P." title. There's very important people and then there's FREE.I.P - the ones who have figured out how to get all the same benefits through various hustling methods. also known as the inner circle, elite hustlers, hooked up crew, those in the know, and the promoter's best friend. for more info go to strawvsgold.com. the author is the founder and quintessential example of FREE.I.P.

"I'm so broke I can't go out tonight".
"Don't trip, we FREE.I.P homie!"

"How did you get your hair cut and dyed 4 times this month?"
"I'm a model for the salon training institute. Straight FREE.I.P. baby!"

FREE.I.P. by FREE.I.P for life August 30, 2009

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a 

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009

Free Ipods 

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.

I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?

Free Ipods by jesus March 18, 2005

free ipad 

The ploy with which malicious websites tantalize innocent website users, usually twelve year olds, into clicking onto their site and receiving all kinds of viruses. If you see a sketchy advertisement for a free iPad, ignore it.

12 year old: "Ooh, free Ipad!" *clicks*

Mom: "No, son, don't do it-"

*trojan horse appears*

free ipad by calipali February 16, 2014