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Fucks per day.

Based upon the internet meme of "Look at all the fucks I give", the abbreviation is a covert use of expressing your blissful apathy to whatever situation may arise.
Boss: 'You really need to work on improving your performance.'
Me: 'But, I have maintained a 0 fpd since 1980'
Boss: 'FPD?'
Me: 'Fucks per day ... I give 0 fucks per day'
by LSU ADT Geek June 29, 2011
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Frozen penis disorder. Occurs when running outside on a very cold day, ones penis get extremely cold and changes colors. Victims of this disorder experience extreme pain when defrosting their manhood in the shower.
I was running outside in the snow yesterday and got FPD! My dick turned white!
by P33ner February 22, 2008
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Scientific notation for "Faps per day"
This new fetish of mine has increased my fpd to 5!
by r3dfusi0n October 31, 2010
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Fattty Pimpin Daddy
F-P-D is cool
by me August 03, 2003
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Fatty Pimpin Daddy
I am fpd
by Anonymous August 03, 2003
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