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Fucks per day. Based upon the internet meme of "Look at all the fucks I give", the abbreviation is a covert use of expressing your blissful apathy to whatever situation may arise. Boss: 'You really need to work on improving your performance.'
Me: 'But, I have maintained a 0 fpd since 1980' Boss: 'FPD?' Me: 'Fucks per day ... I give 0 fucks per day' |
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Frozen penis disorder. Occurs when running outside on a very cold day, ones penis get extremely cold and changes colors. Victims of this disorder experience extreme pain when defrosting their manhood in the shower. I was running outside in the snow yesterday and got FPD! My dick turned white!
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Scientific notation for "Faps per day" This new fetish of mine has increased my fpd to 5!
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Fatty Pimpin Daddy I am fpd
by
anonymous
Aug 3, 2003
add a video
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