an acronym meaning Fine Peice of Ass.

a (F)at (P)arty (A)nimal. Normally female. They exist in their natural environments of shitty dive bars, 2nd year college dorms, or community colleges offering programs in medical coding and billing. Were thin and slightly attractive until about 19 or 20, and following the combination of a slowing metabolism and increased consumption of dollar drafts, gained between 15 to 40 pounds, mainly in the hip/thigh/face regions.

They tend to enjoy being loud, wearing dresses entirely to tight that they may have fit into at an earlier age, and hunting for their natural prey, drunk munchies. On birthdays, along with the painted on dress, they wear novelty crowns and an unwarranted sense of self importance. Vulnerable too sprained cankles resulting from drunk dancing in high heels worn to prop up their dumpy asses. Enjoy party busses stocked with copious amounts of bud light and birthday cake in the shape of dicks. They usually sport leg scratches from pissing in the bushes, and facial scars from that time they fell into a brick wall. Usually have a cute friend that isn't worth it because she's just a couple years behind the rest of the gaggle.

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Future Pedophiles of America

Friend Point Average. An average Facebook users use to figure out how many friends they actually talk to on Facebook. Divide number of friends you've talked to in the past year by total friends to find your FPA. You can get your FPA up in multiple ways, the most obvious way is by being be more social but if you can't do that you can delete some of your friends you don't speak to in order to bring your average up.

Facebook Posts of Affection. When SO's and spouses post their sickenly sweet undying love for each other continuously on their respective pages.

Simple acronym, Fucking Pay(ing) Attention. Works for all past, present, and future tense.

Fat Person Alliance

Group of BAMFs who are heavier than socially acceptable.