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2.
1: Those who just got laid off, and need to feed their family; are going to college and had their significant other leave them with a child; or those that are working 2-3 jobs and are trying their best to support their family but its not enough.

2: The redneck inbreds that dropped out of high school and are already losing their teeth before the age of 30, buy an entire cart full of groceries with food stamps, and then another cart full of 24 pack cases of beer, and then ask for 2 cartons of cigarettes, which they pay with their own money.

3: The majority of food stamp users, of course, are the ones who come in their massive sunglasses, talking on bluetooth, acting as if they are too important to even treat the cashier as a human being, then after clicking their mile long nails that they get done at the salon every week, they reach in their Gucci brand purse and pull out a foodstamp card, only to call it "EBT" in hopes of no one in the line knowing they're on food stamps. After paying no attention to the cashier whatsoever, they stop their conversation on the phone about "Taqueishas baby daddy" to tell the cashier they want several BlacknMilds, with a pack of Swishers.

After hauling off their $600 order of crab legs, Filet mignons, and several 40 ounce bottles of beer, they shove their 3-5 kids into their Escalade equipped with spinning rims and 12" subwoofers and speed in the parking lot, rattling the eardrums of everyone.
Me: How are you?

Type 1: Great(:

Me: is it going to be credit or debit?

Type 1: Food stamps ):
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Me: How are you?

Type 2: ...

Me: Credit or debit sir?

Type 2: *chews tobacco* Foo-stes.

Me: Have a great day.

Type 2: ...

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Me: How are you?

Type 3: Yeh I told you bout dat bitch on Maury wuz a hoe! Dint I tell you dat gurl?

Me: Im sorry?

Type 3: I aint tawkin to yew.

Me: Oh Im sorry.

Type 3: TYRESE GET OVER HERE! WURR DA HAYL IS YO BROTHAH!?

Type 3: Shaquanquan put dese crablegs on the register, I gotta go find yuh sistah, Im bout tah beat her azz.

*10 minutes*

Me: Is your mom coming back?

Shaquanquan: IUNNO!! GIMME DOSE SKITTLES!!!!!!

Me: Here buddy.

*Mom returns, still on the bluetooth, while carrying two screaming toddlers in her arms*

Type 3: She a hoe gurr, SHAQUANQUAN WUT I TELL YOU BOUT DAT CANDY!! WE GOT BAGS OF IT AT HOME!

Me: Credit or debit ma'am?

Type 3: Debit.

*register error*

Me: I'm sorry ma'am was it credit or debit?

Type 3: Ebt, anyways shaquendria I got interrupted.

Me: Have a great day.

Type 3: ASCUSE ME, I WANT MY STUFF DOUBLE BAGGED, AND DINT YOU HEAR ME? I SAID I WAN SOME BLACKNMILDS.

Me: Sorry, have a wonderful day.

Type 3: *Snatches receipt* TYRESE GET OVAH HERE! IM BOUT TAH LEAVE YO AZZ!

*6 kids gather from various spots and gather round the 300 pound behemoth of a mother, who is now talking about how Oprah should run for president.*
 
8.
Hood money. used mostly to buy food.
My granny so ghetto, she got food stamps from the atm
by Blacc May 05, 2006
 
9.
Lil coupons that low income people use to get food. These are not used by the wealthy. You would think they would be too embarassed to use these but they act like they have choice.
Lazy fat ass vitale was using food stamps to get stuff. Lard ass cant get a job.
by lonner January 25, 2008
 
10.
A plastic credit card issued by most states to enable ostensibly poor people to buy cigarettes, beer, tabloids, potato chips, and lottery tickets. Often sold and traded on the black market for drugs, drug paraphernalia, and sex.
My mother hit the daily number for $500 with a lottery ticket she bought using food stamps.
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
 
11.
Money that the government supposedly gives to people who do not make enough money to buy "nutritious food" because of not getting paid enough from their job, or not having a job. But it's really only given to blacks and mexicans, especially mexicans that don't speak English.

Not given to Asian Americans or whites who don't make enough money to do anything but pay bills, or live in their vehicles and worry about when they are going to get their next meal. Also, not given to people that don't dress ghetto.

Most food stamps are used by rich/poor black people, mexicans, or white people who dress or are ghetto.
---Example 1---
Asian #1: Hey man, I'm tired of stealing hot dogs from work, so I'm going to go apply for food stamps.
Asian #2: Alright man, you don't make more than $1100 a month, right?
Asian #1: I'm lucky if I make that.

1 month later...
Asian #1: WTF! They said I make too much money to get food stamps.
Mexican lady: What? I make more than you, and I have it. Honestly, you'd get them if you were black.

---Example 2---

white girl: I've applied for food stamps 3 times, and I can never get them. I have 2 kids and work part time in a gas station. I've been on the section 8 list for a couple years.
Asian #1: Wow...I couldn't get food stamps either.
white girl: Every time I go there, I see black people with all kinds of gold chains and expensive looking jewelry.
Asian #1: Yeah, I've seen a few come in here who had food stamp balances of over $1200. Wtf?
Asian #2: Wow...the government is all fucked up...
by Anonymous-4-Life January 23, 2011
 
12.
A wonderful form of money that can buy a lot of low priced chit

I bought my house car and used shoes with it.
fuq i ran out of money, I'll buy your light up crayon with food stamps

something P' Diddy hasn't heard of
by AlexKidd95 December 10, 2011
 
13.
A term used for defining a person of poor or no wealth. One who is on welfare, a skank ass turd burglar who lives off people who make a living.

It can also be used to degrade your friend after he's made a dumbass of himself, and it just sounds funny to call someone that, regardless of their money status.
Jeeves: Oh, dammit! Tom, what the fuck happened to your part of the rent??

Tom: Sorry man, I lost my job a couple weeks back.

Jeeves: You fuckin' foodstamp! You are worthless, stupid skankface! I ought to face your mom and have her give me a blow job.

Tom: That's cool dude, she's dead.

Jeeves: Shut up Tom, you are a foodstamp, foodstamps don't know anything.
by Marc Oxenreider July 28, 2006
 
14.
A man who won't spend any money on a girl.


Stephanie: Why won't you take me out to dinner or buy me a drink.
Danny: I don't want to spend any money on you.
Stephanie: you're a food stamp!
by nielly121 March 08, 2009