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1. FOML
Uncommonly used internet abbreviation of the words 'Fuck Off My Lawn', FOML has been used by various people, often in a string of related abbreviations such as:
FOMM
BBQ
STFU
GTFO
Messenger conversation.

Bob: Your lawn looks shit.

Bill: FOML!
2. foml
Fuck Our Mutual Lives

the fml that you share with multiple people
Me: Just failed a test..
Friend: Me too!
Me: foml
3. FOML
Short for: Fail On My Life

1. An interjection used when one feels he/she has made a mistake of monumental proportions, has not succeeded, or feels that something he/she has done was a failure or an additional failure to their already "fail" of a life.

2. An exclamation of pain when accidentally hurting one's self.

Similar to: fail, epic fail, fml
1. "So I got to class and realized I forgot I have a major exam and a research paper due today. FOML"

2. (walks into a pair of locked glass doors)..."FOML"
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