FOD
Foreign Object Debris. For those of you who were in an air force(any air force, not strictly the US or Canadian's) that was a vital and necessary duty before a tactical fighter squadron's jet fighters could be launched. It consists of walking from one end of the runway to the other in search of nuts, bolts, tools ANY loose objects of any size that could be easily sucked up by the jet engines... This was not to be allowed to happen because it is dangerous for the pilot and the aircraft...
Flt/Sgt speaking to plane crew: Right, you shitbirds, Listen Closely!!! Flt/Lt Scott-Lovecraft wants a fucking excellent FOD walk down or it's your asses!!!! Dismissed!
by J. Michael Reiter December 10, 2003
Forty of Malt liquor
me and my nizzles were sippin on a Fo-D
by Lil Dub aka lil whitey July 20, 2003
Fod
This was a typo in a chat room four friends were having, one typed 'Oh Fod xD' instead of 'God'
and so, the four trended it out as Fod the almighty ruler of Internet and Typos.
Friend1: Yeah... so that's it xD
TypoGuy: Oh Fod xD
Friend2: ALL HAIL FOD!!!
Friend3: FOD THE ALMIGHTY!!!
Friend1: OF INTERNET AND TYPOS!
TypoGuy: xD Fod help us
by Foddler September 03, 2013
Fresh-off-the-dick. A term used to describe a girl who frequents fraternity houses and fucks all the guys.
That chick's such a F.O.D, I saw her at Sigma Nu last night.
by foddy April 22, 2013
Stands for Female Over-Dominated Society. FODS is a word that describes the state in which females tend do control males through various means in a relationship, leading to the submission and slavery of innocent men everywhere. Also used to describe the circumstances of a whipped man. It is prophesized that one day whipped men everywhere will revolt and there will be a day of reckoning.
"Where's Chris?" "Ah, his girlfriend made him volunteer in a community car wash" "Wow, FODS got him pretty bad"

"Please wise master, tell me how a one may combat the horror of FODS" "There is but one way my pupil, and that is total and complete sexual abstinence" "Shit"
by MrTickles June 01, 2006
40 ounces of pure joy. Commonly associated with a 40 oz. of Malt Liquor or other tasty and intoxicating substance.
Brosiff1: "Bro man, what you got in da bag?"
Brosiff2: "A fo-d man."
Brosiff1: "Shit! Share the goods man."
by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009
Full Of Dumb Shit
Talkin' Buullshit, Sayin stories that never happen to make himself look big
Brooks n Goerge are Fods, how the fuck do they think that shit up?
by -JDS- January 12, 2006
fuck of death. a Canadian Slaughter song
Fuck of death (F.O.D.), will suffice
by ponyfucker March 06, 2012

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