Top Definition
Abbreviation of Fuck My Wife
1. "Dude we need to be up at six tomorrow,"

"Aww FMW, I hate my life."

2. "Fuck my wife! She is nice!"
by spanky360 March 10, 2010
or Fuck My Wife. Used literally, or in place of FML.
please FMW.
by jpfd106 March 29, 2011
A revolutionary Japanese wrestling promotion. One of the first promotions with "Deathmatches" (Extremely violent wrestling matches, usually involving lots of weapons and blood). The promotion closed down shortly after there main star Hayabusa (who in my opinion, is the best japanese wrestler ever) snapped his neck during a match, causing him to get paralyzed (However he gained a little control of his legs years later, so he can walk with the use of a cain).
Guy 1: Tokyopop released 14 different FMW dvd's, which one is your favorite?

Guy 2: Mine is "International Slaughterhouse: FMW VS ECW" 2 great promotion's dishing it out.
by Fat Chick Thrilla February 28, 2008
"For the mother fuckin' win", meaning something awesome happened.
Dude, I got pulled over but talked my way out of an $85 ticket, FMW!!
by notta_chance March 09, 2010
Short for Funnier My Way.
Person A tells a joke
Person B tells the truth, thus ruining the joke
Person A says 'FMW'
by clmaxwell December 11, 2008
Stands for f*** me wasted. The point where you have drank so much alcohol you absolutely must have sex before you sober.
Last night she was so fmw she called every guy in her phone book until she finally got laid.
by MissKitty41586 July 13, 2010

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