Favorite My Tweet
FMT if you have big feet
FMT if you believe in gay marriage
FMT if you love this photo
fondle my testicles - similar to SMD
but easier and less likely to cause STDs
girl: listen to my feelings!
boy: its easier and less likely to cause STDs than SMD
Short and snappy version of the phrase "Fuck My Tits" used to express extreme emotions, usually those pertaining to exasperation, stress or near-orgasmic pleasure.
#1. My exam today was awful. FMT.
#2. OMG, bacon pepperoni pizza. FMT.
Fuck my typing skills. Generally used after a typo
Did u see tit?
Short for: Fuck My Team
I was playing TDM
, got 33 kills, only 4 deaths, and lost anyway. The next best guy on my team got 5 kills and 17 deaths. FMT.
Fucking the tits, in an up and down motion.
Placing the penis, in between the large tits, and humping them, as you would for humping a chair! The penis is stimulated by the tits rubbing the penis. And the tits are stimulated by the rubbing of the penis.
I told my sugar daddy to fmt, and he did! It was fucking. Amazing.
Fuck my typing. Occurs in online chat. Usually attributed to a string of typo's in ones messages, or a typo that brings on embarrassment/humiliation.
Similar to fml
Person A - so at teh las tminute, I bloted otu the bcak door. and teh bset part was no oen ever knwe! i twa sbrilliant.
Person B - ???
Person A - fmt!
*Person A starts retyping their fail, correctly.*