| 15. | FMS | ||
|
fuck my school These papers are so over whelming fms
|
|||
| 1. | FMS | ||
|
abbreviation for the phrase "fuck me sideways"
Used during a time of aggression when something doesn't go according to plan, not actually as a command. The abbreviation is generally used so parental figures don't know wtf you're saying. Person 1: I heard you got rejected by that fly ass bitch.
Person 2: Yeah...FMS. |
|||
| 2. | FMS | ||
|
Fuck my school
Something you say when you just hate your school Ahh, I have so much homework to do. FMS!!
|
|||
|
|
|||
| 3. | FMS | ||
|
Acronym for Fuck Me Sideways FMS! That burger was huge!
|
|||
| 4. | FMS | ||
|
fuck me sideways; saying you would rather be fucked sideways than whatever else is bothering you; this is a better option than the other a: dude that creeper is eyeing you
b: FMS a: i know right? |
|||
| 5. | FMS | ||
|
Freak My Shit as in fuck this dick! Man my bitch FMS last night my nigga and all I could do was be amazed!
I wish she would hurry up and FMS! |
|||
|
|
|||
| 6. | FMS | ||
|
Full Moon Syndrome When people behave unexplainably bizzarely due to a full moon! Much more common than is recognised. Husband: Em dear you do know that you have put your bra on outside your top today
Wife: Oh my god what is wrong with me? Thanks luv Husband: You best take the day off it looks like you have come down with a bad dose of FMS! |
|||
| 7. | FMS | ||
|
Fat Man Syndrome-
The term used to describe the laziness that fat men feel, usually used with sports or house work. Basically, it's when a man uses an excuse such as an injury to avoid work simply because he is feeling lazy. "Jim was fine at football practice until we had to run windsprints. All of a sudden his FMS kicked in and he told coach he couldn't run because he turned an ankle."
"Bob will come running when I have dinner cooked, but when I ask him to take out the trash he always acts like his old wrist injury is flaring up. I bet it's just FMS." |
|||
