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FMP
Fuck me please
Guy: you look so hot today.
Gurl: So? what your point?
Guy: FMP
Gurl: ok.. why not.. (has dad issues)
by acedah4xx0r October 26, 2011
 
1.
FMP
"Fuck Me Pumps"
Pumps as in shoes, fuck me being the describing adjective
Be sure to wear your FMPs to the club tonight!
by K King May 12, 2005
 
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FMP
Acronym: Fuck Me Pumps
She was wearing FMP's, so we figured she was a slut.
by cfm March 21, 2005
 
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FMP
"fuck me please" can be used either as a pronoun or as a verb when discussing a person of major sexyness

(usually a female referring to a male)
pro:girl1: "HOLY SHIT...have you seen the new kid?!

girl2: "Zomg, yea total fmp"

verb: girl:"holy crap, i just want him to fmp"
by Alivio November 13, 2009
 
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FMP
Abbreviation for Fuck Me Pink.
Mickey - "See the young one with the massive rack over there?"

Ted - "FMP she's hot"
by Daithi Sean July 24, 2011
 
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FMP
Fixed my post - Something one replies with to correct themselves.
I really hate pie

Edit: I really love pie

FMP
by Dave4TW December 16, 2008
 
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FMP
An abbreviation of "Fuck Mah Pussy." A phrase, as flexible as a snake, which can be added to any statement. It works best with bold or off color statements, rendering them bolder or more off color.
I'm not going to come with you to the Spice Girls reunion concert. You can FMP, you bitch.
by Diddy_01 April 14, 2008