face meets palm
1. teacher: you added instead of subtracted on this problem so you lose 10 points
you: fuck! *fmp

2. dumb blonde: the capital of United States is Los Angeles
date: O___o *fmp

3. you have to babysit two naughty kids cuz your mom had to run some important errands. they run around and mess up the house, forcing you to clean up after their mess. then they accidentally break your mother's expensive china and spill drinks on your white carpet floor. you get hurt running after them and telling them to stop, all while worrying about how you're gonna finish that stack load of homework you're suppose to be doing cuz it's due first thing tomorrow morning. *fmp&fml moment
by samk(: December 18, 2010
Top Definition
"Fuck Me Pumps"
Pumps as in shoes, fuck me being the describing adjective
Be sure to wear your FMPs to the club tonight!
by K King May 12, 2005
Acronym: Fuck Me Pumps
She was wearing FMP's, so we figured she was a slut.
by cfm March 21, 2005
acronym usually used to mean "fuck me please"; can be used as a noun or pronoun for someone who is extremely attractive or sexy;
"Oh my fuck! Dat ass tho! FMP!"

"Becky was wearing spandex yesterday!"
"Yea, what a FMP!"
by Must Turd May 26, 2015
Fuck me please
Guy: you look so hot today.
Gurl: So? what your point?
Guy: FMP
Gurl: ok.. why not.. (has dad issues)
by acedah4xx0r October 26, 2011
"fuck me please" can be used either as a pronoun or as a verb when discussing a person of major sexyness

(usually a female referring to a male)
pro:girl1: "HOLY SHIT...have you seen the new kid?!

girl2: "Zomg, yea total fmp"

verb: girl:"holy crap, i just want him to fmp"
by Alivio November 13, 2009
Abbreviation for Fuck Me Pink.
Mickey - "See the young one with the massive rack over there?"

Ted - "FMP she's hot"
by Daithi Sean July 24, 2011
An abbreviation of "Fuck Mah Pussy." A phrase, as flexible as a snake, which can be added to any statement. It works best with bold or off color statements, rendering them bolder or more off color.
I'm not going to come with you to the Spice Girls reunion concert. You can FMP, you bitch.
by Diddy_01 April 14, 2008

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