"fuck me please" can be used either as a pronoun or as a verb when discussing a person of major sexyness
(usually a female referring to a male)
pro:girl1: "HOLY SHIT...have you seen the new kid?!
, yea total fmp"
verb: girl:"holy crap, i just want him to fmp"
Acronym: Fuck Me Pumps
She was wearing FMP's, so we figured she was a slut.
"Fuck Me Pumps"
Pumps as in shoes, fuck me being the describing adjective
Be sure to wear your FMPs to the club tonight!
Fuck me please
Guy: you look so hot today.
Gurl: So? what your point?
Gurl: ok.. why not.. (has dad issues)
Abbreviation for Fuck Me Pink.
Mickey - "See the young one with the massive rack over there?"
Ted - "FMP she's hot"
Fixed my post - Something one replies with to correct themselves.
I really hate pie
Edit: I really love pie
face meets palm
1. teacher: you added instead of subtracted on this problem so you lose 10 points
you: fuck! *fmp
2. dumb blonde: the capital of United States is Los Angeles
date: O___o *fmp
3. you have to babysit two naughty kids cuz your mom had to run some important errands. they run around and mess up the house, forcing you to clean up after their mess. then they accidentally break your mother's expensive china and spill drinks on your white carpet floor. you get hurt running after them and telling them to stop, all while worrying about how you're gonna finish that stack load of homework you're suppose to be doing cuz it's due first thing tomorrow morning. *fmp&fml moment