fmm

futu-ti mortii matii !!! (romanian insult)

"-Imi scriu la mate! :D"
"-Fmm de retardat!"

by loc.dogg November 26, 2007

fmm

female manipulator music, the music she listens to that should already warn u (the smiths, Alex g, Lana del Rey, Mitski, men i trust, beach house, the strokes, cigarettes after sex, rex orange county, mother mother, strawberry guy, current joys, TV girl, Marc Demarco,..)

She listens to fmm? damn i already know she's a toxic and depressed bitch.

by March 22, 2021

FMM

fuck my mouth...to state something totally inappropriate, yet needs to be said.

" wow that girl looks like a broke down version of a broke down mariah carey in the movie precious! FMM."

"why are all these hood rats and bottom bitches here at the club, FMM"

by sydneytaty May 8, 2010

FMM

Fuck my mom

Boy: "FMM"
Girl: "What did she do?"
Boy: "She's a total bitch to me and won't let me do anything!"

by JollyLlama September 26, 2010

FMM

Fucking Magic Mate

-Yo, how did you pull that girl? she's way out of your league!
-FMM

by majin93 August 20, 2016

FMM

From Memory Masturbation - when instead of using actual porno, you have sexual memories so freaking amazing that you are able to successfully crank it to those memories.

I didn't feel like going incognito mode, so I just FMM'd to that day Christy rode me in the backseat of my truck in broad daylight and I blew all over her behind.

by TheRichardFlair69 February 7, 2018

FMM

abbv. for "Fuck My Migraine", like in FML

i've had a migraine for 3 f* days, FMM!

by Elliken April 28, 2010