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FML
FML: (adjective) An acronym for Forlorn Milquetoast Lamenter. Usually tacked onto a facebook or similar social site status subconsciously by the author as a warning to the reader that the content contained within could make kittens throw themselves off of bridges. Most commonly used with first world problems.
I would've submitted this definition to Urban Dictionary, but I'm pretty busy at work, seems as if I'm the dumping ground for work. Plus I only have my phone to access the internet, netbook is still broken and there is no such option from my phone. fml...
by Troy F March 01, 2012
 
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FML
means Fix My Lighthouse. Back in the 17th Century, lighthouse keepers were tthe butt of everyone's jokes. When a lighthouse keeper was made fun of, his retort would be "why dont you fix my lighthouse!" which was shortened over time to FML. This term was made famous in the great battle of the Sole Bay in 1902 where 14 peolpe died and 1 person broke their glasses.
"if you are going to take the piss out of me then why don't you FML!
by Fugly100 September 03, 2009
 
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fml
short for: Fuck My Life
I just totally dropped that pass. FML guys.
by Diesel_ May 13, 2005
 
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FML
an acronym for Fuck My Life, but also the name of a popular website, where people post their embarrassing stories. They all start with Today and end with FML
Today, I put skittles up my vagina, to be cute for my boyfriend on valentines day, so i would taste good. As he was eating me out, he pushed one skittle up so far and couldn't get it out. I ended in up in the ER for 4 hours, with laughing nurses. FML.
by little resheniz February 16, 2009
 
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fml
Made popular from the teen movie Superbad, in the scene where the employee at the liquor says "Fuck My Life".

fml is an easier, faster way of saying something when nothings going your way.
Broseph: Yo i got a 85 on the test, how'd you do?
Brosk: I failed, fml.
by fattehboi March 28, 2008
 
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FML
This commonly used acronym is used by melodramatic, unappreciative teenagers who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.
Girl: FML I'm studying for a test. My life sucks.

Boy: FML my parents won't buy me a new car. My life sucks.

It: FML my parents took away the cell phone for two days that they pay for because I stole then crashed their car and am failing all my classes because I don't do crap. My life sucks.
by jaydawg3000 June 20, 2009
 
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FML
1) Acronym. Stands for "Fuck My Life". Used liberally in posts on social networking sites, instant messages, and text messages. Generally used as shorthand for "nothing is going right in my life" or "my life sucks".

2) Name/Song Title. "FML" is the name of a song by popular electronic music artist deadmau5. FML is track one off the album entitled "For Lack of a Better Name" released in 2009.
When I saw deadmau5 perform FML live my ears ejaculated!
by Rellik Uzi August 08, 2010
 
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fml
fuck my life
when one is in a bad situation and needs to fill that agravated sigh in with a word.
"dude i think your mom is making out with that guy again."


"fml....not again."
by klappers July 16, 2008