Teacher: "Okay class, your take home final is due today, it's worth 75% of your grade"
Student (who obviously didn't complete the assignment): FUCK ME HARD!
Slut 2 "OMFG, while i was fucking the douche-bag infront of my dad i puked all over his face and then he stabbed be with his glass dildo he bought for himself! it was sooooooo cool. I heart being a FMHS whore!"
Douchebag 1 "So last night i fucked my mom and my dad watched and said "get some"! Then i got my mom and my dad to lick my asshole clean and it was tight as shit yo!"
Douchebag 2 "OMFG, i sucked a throbbing mangina last night, it was beastly bro!"