FMF
Fuck My Face - Commonly used on Craigslist
OMG he is so hot he can FMF.
by 4390578390jeidof April 04, 2009
Top Definition
FMF
Fuck my Friends.
Someone who has completely distanced himself from his friends, becoming someone who no longer has any. For whatever reason, he/she has decided to fuck having/talking to their friends, hence the term, Fuck my Friends.
Dude what the fuck is wrong with Kyle?
Lol damn, I guess Kyle is going FMF
by doornoooooooooob April 07, 2013
FMF
Favourite male friend
Him? Nah, he's not my boyfriend. He's just my FMF.
by hifiver April 09, 2014
FMF
"3 way" consisting of 2 females & 1 male
My girl brought her girl over last night and we had a FMF... my dick is raw today!
by Scott Free June 02, 2006
FMF
fuck me friday - commonly occurs sometime late morning or early afternoon on a work friday when you've set cruise control, thinking about the weekend, when some work related shit show happens to ruin the vibe.
I can't believe that my as swipe boss gave me all this shit that has to be finished by end of day today, and it's already friday afternoon; fuck me! This is classic FMF.
by dannosnarf August 17, 2014
"Fuck me Fashion"
"oh man that girls SMOKING in that outfit"
"dude, she's wearing a "F.M.F"
"you look, you gonna get SLAPPED!!!"
by A.C.E CHAOS PHANTOM September 23, 2009
FMF
flying machine factory

fmf makes the best motorcycle exhaust pipes in the world
for optimal performance and sound reduction choose a fmf pipe for everything
i just picked up a new fmf pipe for my motorcyle
by simplejack113 May 27, 2009

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