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15.
FMF
Abbreviation for Foreign Mother Fucker. A commonly used term for a foreign student. Major problem for American college and graduate students at top schools.

Common characteristics are:
1) Work 24/7, socialize/do other stuff 0/0.
2) Walk quickly and nervously, avoiding eye contact with anyone.
3) Goofy foreign outfits such as soccer uniforms, short shorts for guys, and ridiculously conservative/plain outfits for girls, with goofy foreign shoulder packs.
4) Thick black-rimmed glasses.
5) Scrawny stature and pockmarked face.
6) Shuffle nervously through notes during exams, dropping things, sweating profusely, and freaking out.
7) Think that the professor saying "Stop working NOW" on an exam means the same thing as "15-minute warning," and will keep working furiously until the exam is physically snatched out of their hand.
8) Friday night all-nighters of studying and spreadsheet analysis marathons with breaks every few hours for Anime porn.
9) Ask incomprehensible, mumbling, irrelevant questions in lecture.
10) Despite their eagerness in lecture, speak at an inaudible volume, if at all, in social situations.
11) Score 114 points on a test where only 100 are possible.
12) Argue with the TA for 2 hours about one point on a problem set that's worth 2% of the overall grade.
13) Have the problem set finished before you realized it had been handed out.
14) Act like a major douche bag in any and all circumstances.
15) Use their knowledge they learn from American schools to start foreign companies that destroy American companies in the market since their labor forces consist primarily of starving 6-year-olds working 20 hours a day for 2 cents and a bowl of rice.
(Group project)
"OK...Sujeep, Chong-Ming, and Hassam...you guys are the FMF's in this group, and therefore you're all ridiculously smart and overachieving socially awkward douche bags. So you guys handle all the mathematical shit, data analysis, and charts...basically you do all the work for this...and then Dave and I will translate your incoherent foreign bullshit into understandable English."
by Nick D February 17, 2006
 
1.
FMF
Fuck my Friends.
Someone who has completely distanced himself from his friends, becoming someone who no longer has any. For whatever reason, he/she has decided to fuck having/talking to their friends, hence the term, Fuck my Friends.
Dude what the fuck is wrong with Kyle?
Lol damn, I guess Kyle is going FMF
by doornoooooooooob April 07, 2013
 
2.
FMF
Favourite male friend
Him? Nah, he's not my boyfriend. He's just my FMF.
by hifiver April 09, 2014
 
3.
FMF
"3 way" consisting of 2 females & 1 male
My girl brought her girl over last night and we had a FMF... my dick is raw today!
by Scott Free June 02, 2006
 
4.
"Fuck me Fashion"
"oh man that girls SMOKING in that outfit"
"dude, she's wearing a "F.M.F"
"you look, you gonna get SLAPPED!!!"
by A.C.E CHAOS PHANTOM September 23, 2009
 
5.
FMF
Fuck My Face - Commonly used on Craigslist
OMG he is so hot he can FMF.
by 4390578390jeidof April 04, 2009
 
6.
FMF
Stands for Fuck My Friends
So the other day I saw my 2 best girl friends trying to get with my man, FMF!
by B.Warlick June 17, 2009
 
7.
FMF
Fuck My Face
Very much like FML said in the same context.. but FMF..

So instead of saying FML, say FMF
by MiSs KrYsTaL June 24, 2010