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5. FMD
'Fuck My Dissertation'. Like FML (Fuck my life) but used about dissertation.
'I have one week to do my whole dissertation. FMD'
This work for my dissertation is really hard, like impossible. FMD'
1. fmd
An acronym which stands for 'fuck my dick'. A way to express anger, similar to smd.
Sebastion: Dude. You have to help me with my project.

Henry: You know what man? FMD. I don't have to do anything.

Sebastion: Alright man, sorry.
2. FMD
Fuck Me Dead - Shortened and used in text messages or via instant messengers.

A way of expressing something.
FMD that's amazing
FMD the size of those
FMD where you get them?
FMD how much?
FMD you did what?
3. FMD
Fuck My Day. When FML (Fuck my life) is too dramatic and certain things ruin your day, FMD may be more reasonable.
A bird just shit on my head. FMD.
4. fmd
Acronym for 'fuck me dead', often used when abbreviating in text messages, online messenger systems or social networking services such as Facebook, Myspace and so on.
example 1:
girl #1 "fmd, that boy is hot!"
girl #2 "yeah, i'd let him fmd!"

example 2:
boy "this really hot chick invited me to a party tonight, but i have to work. fmd."
6. fmd
"For Massive Damage".

From the Sony 2006 E3 press conference. During the Genji 2 demo the presenter said, "So here's this giant crab. And you attack its weakpoint for massive damage".

Also, they fought giant enemy crabs in Ancient Japan, evidently.
Can be used actively:
Wii360 > PS3 FMD. Reads "The Nintendo Wii and Microsoft 360 combo owns Sony's PS3 for Massive Damage."

Can be used reflexively:
Sony's price announced at $599US hurt themselves FMD.

7. FMD
Fuck me dirty, an acronym for fucking someone dirty.
Hey wanna fmd tonight?
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