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Acronym for Fuck My Computer (if you have a POS computer) or Fuck My Connection (if you have a Dial-Up or slow DSL internet connection).
I keep getting logged out of this chat room! FMC!
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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"Fuck My Cock"

Although this phrase carries sexual connotations, the phrase is often used as an exclamatory one, rather than sexual. This phrase can be used in to exclaim whilst in a negative situation as well as a positive situation, however the phrase is as diverse as the work "Fuck", and can be used to suit the user's needs in many different ways.
Rafael: You got a 69 as your final grade in Algebra.
Trey: FMC!

"Fuck My cock! That guy cut me off"

Trey: Dude, that girl thinks that you are hot.
Rafael: "FMC" He said coolly.

"Fuck my cock, that's a sexy car."
by T$ineffect May 16, 2010
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He's warmer than you think.

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Descendents of Royalty and Bless by God, known as the Four Mighty Cac or just the Four Man Crew. People can feel their presence from miles away. Haters stay away and resent their existence. Ladies flock to their feet with legs wide open to boast their status and bask in the FMC's glory. The CIA wants to interrogate them just to be in the same room with them. Individually, they are on one's own, self-contained, self-determining, self-governing, self-reliant, self-ruling, self-sufficient, self-supporting. But together the universe waiver to their will.
All rise for the mighty FMC!!!!!
by khanster July 28, 2011
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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fuck me crazy. an abbriviation
fmcS (fuck me crazy sam)
by Annie H February 16, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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My car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere, FMC!
by Chowrx July 16, 2009
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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by L O S T is awesome March 10, 2011
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One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

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Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)
Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.
by John March 20, 2005
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10" high plush doll.

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