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16.
A shorten version of Fat Mama Cheeseburger. See Fat Mama Cheeseburger.
One teacher to another, "Did you hear Shel call Shirley F.M.C.?, That was so mean."
by Miss, Miss aka Mean Teacher August 26, 2006
 
1.
FMC
Acronym for Fuck My Computer (if you have a POS computer) or Fuck My Connection (if you have a Dial-Up or slow DSL internet connection).
I keep getting logged out of this chat room! FMC!
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
 
2.
FMC
"Fuck My Cock"

Although this phrase carries sexual connotations, the phrase is often used as an exclamatory one, rather than sexual. This phrase can be used in to exclaim whilst in a negative situation as well as a positive situation, however the phrase is as diverse as the work "Fuck", and can be used to suit the user's needs in many different ways.
NEGATIVE USAGE
Rafael: You got a 69 as your final grade in Algebra.
Trey: FMC!

"Fuck My cock! That guy cut me off"

POSITIVE USAGE
Trey: Dude, that girl thinks that you are hot.
Rafael: "FMC" He said coolly.

"Fuck my cock, that's a sexy car."
by T$ineffect May 16, 2010
 
3.
FMC
Descendents of Royalty and Bless by God, known as the Four Mighty Cac or just the Four Man Crew. People can feel their presence from miles away. Haters stay away and resent their existence. Ladies flock to their feet with legs wide open to boast their status and bask in the FMC's glory. The CIA wants to interrogate them just to be in the same room with them. Individually, they are on one's own, self-contained, self-determining, self-governing, self-reliant, self-ruling, self-sufficient, self-supporting. But together the universe waiver to their will.
All rise for the mighty FMC!!!!!
by khanster July 28, 2011
 
4.
fmc
fuck me crazy. an abbriviation
fmcS (fuck me crazy sam)
by Annie H February 16, 2008
 
5.
FMC
Fuck My Course
This is bullshit. FMC.
by L O S T is awesome March 10, 2011
 
6.
FMC
Fuck My Couch
My car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere, FMC!
by Chowrx July 16, 2009
 
7.
fmc
an acronym for FLICK MY CLIT. has the same meaning as smd aka SUCK MY DICK.
Mr. Smith gave us so much homework he can FMC.
by thekiller3392 October 24, 2010