Top Definition
Acronym for Fuck My Computer (if you have a POS computer) or Fuck My Connection (if you have a Dial-Up or slow DSL internet connection).
I keep getting logged out of this chat room! FMC!
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
"Fuck My Cock"

Although this phrase carries sexual connotations, the phrase is often used as an exclamatory one, rather than sexual. This phrase can be used in to exclaim whilst in a negative situation as well as a positive situation, however the phrase is as diverse as the work "Fuck", and can be used to suit the user's needs in many different ways.
Rafael: You got a 69 as your final grade in Algebra.
Trey: FMC!

"Fuck My cock! That guy cut me off"

Trey: Dude, that girl thinks that you are hot.
Rafael: "FMC" He said coolly.

"Fuck my cock, that's a sexy car."
by T$ineffect May 16, 2010
Descendents of Royalty and Bless by God, known as the Four Mighty Cac or just the Four Man Crew. People can feel their presence from miles away. Haters stay away and resent their existence. Ladies flock to their feet with legs wide open to boast their status and bask in the FMC's glory. The CIA wants to interrogate them just to be in the same room with them. Individually, they are on one's own, self-contained, self-determining, self-governing, self-reliant, self-ruling, self-sufficient, self-supporting. But together the universe waiver to their will.
All rise for the mighty FMC!!!!!
by khanster July 28, 2011
Fuck My Chat
- When you are on facebook chat, and suddenly either your conversation is gone or the chat application disappears to the bottom of the screen. Pretty much the shittiest thing that will ever happen on facebook because then you need to say "sorry, what did you say?" or log out then in again.
You'll know when you see it. It's absolutely horrible.

But used like FML, except FMC.
by MaxKay April 19, 2010
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