Flint is basically Michigan's incurable STD: you can manage it or pretend it's not that bad, but it's always there. Blight, violence, corruption, crime...you name it, Flint's got it. On the plus side, Flint is home to some of the cleanest, coolest, most refreshing water in the world.
"Hey Steve, wanna go to Flint, MI?"
"Nah man, drinking a whole gallon of bleach would be a much safer option."
"Nah man, drinking a whole gallon of bleach would be a much safer option."
by brbkillingmyself February 13, 2016
Referring to the darkest, most desolate hellhole on the planet. Rival being Gary, IN. Worst place in America. Usually an insult.
by Stan McKay March 26, 2003
If Detroit were the anus of the United States, Flint would 50 miles up it. Also known as Ghettoville.
by William Clint July 18, 2003
People say that detroit is the anus of michigan. Well, then flint has been shoved 50 miles up the poop-crusted anus. the water can rape your insides with lead. 12 year old can say that they fucked your mom and it would be actually true. Everyone lives so far down the poverty line, that all they can eat is there poop and drink their own pee just to live. People molest their pets in the street. I wouldnt wish for my worst enemies to go to flint.
Drake: ima go to flint, mi because it sound very fun
Josh: the fuck? you dont want to get raped by the water so dont go there
Josh: the fuck? you dont want to get raped by the water so dont go there
by tripletoaster420 December 24, 2020