"Fucking Lesbian Drama." Drama that can only be created by lesbians
. If you are a lesbian
, or bosom buddy to a lesbian
and have offered an ear to her relationship woes, you will know what this means.
"Oh honey, it sounds like another case of 'FLD'"
A cult in Texas with people who marry at 13 and have hundreds of children while being whipped and beaten. (polygamy)(Cult)(Texas) (Underage marriage) (Religion)
"That guy has 3 wives that are thirteen"
"He must be in the FLDS"
Flat Laydown. In sales terms especially with car dealers an FLD is an easy sale where no selling is involved where the buyer is already to go and no "selling" is required.
John got that FLD deal on that BMW 328i. Big deal!
1. Acronym for 'Fucking Let Down'. Used in the case of a young large slapper, or commonly known as a 'big cat' amongst his allies for using a complete lack of organisation and innitiative at key moments (eg. crap corner in the game of Dallas). Has a history of family disownership, hence the resulting title 'Fucking Let Down'
2. FLD can be used to describe anything that has been built to extreme levels of anticipation but failed to reach that point.
- The Real Direz, Jesus Spaz
Person A: "Yeah... I'm like really good at Dallas. Probably the best you'll ever see"
*Person A does a complete shithouse kick and loses the ball on the roof of the library
Person B (and associates): "F..L..D!"
Foreign language drunk
FLD is when you see some kid from Spanish 101 wasted at a party and he wont stop speaking to you in Spanish
Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)
Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"
Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....
Famous living dead.
FLD - a quote from multiple rock songs.