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Fucking Illinois Person (or People) - Usually upper-middle-class/rich folks from Chicago who infest every bit of nice land throughout the Midwest with their big egos, personalized license plates, and undisciplined snotty children. Often confused and believe the local laws don't apply to them. Usually they drive like they're still in the "city" and with total disregard of others on the road. See also FISH.
1. "Damned FIP in his Lexus SUV just cut me off trying to make a right turn on red without using his turn signals!"
2. "What do you mean you don't carry the Chicago Tribune?" -to a clerk in a convenience store in rural Wisconsin...
3. "Did you hear some FIP just bought the old store on the corner to turn it into a bed and breakfast?"
4. "Hey check out that BMW at the Starbuck's - must be a FIP ... yup sure is..."
by Liberalism is a Mental Disorder December 26, 2007
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Noun, acronym for "Fucking Illinois People" or "Fucking Illinois Person." Known to be used by residents of Michigan and Wisconsin, but possibly by people all over the world; anywhere Illinois people are regarded as inferior to others.
I almost got into a car accident on the way to work to day, some stupid Fip was unclear about what a red traffic light signifies.
by litledrummingrl May 06, 2007
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n. frikkin' Illinois people
usually referring to crappy drivers of cars from said state
also generic term for people from Illinois as they lack a good word for themselves (Illinoisian is not a word)
That fip just cut me off!
by Hoosierdaddy June 10, 2004
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Fake Internal Pop

The cable version of the climax in which both partners shudder violently as if the male is coming inside of the female.
That last Ruby Rails movie, "Hobo gangbang 7: slutty tramps and railroad scamps", was such a tease. Who wants to watch 2 hours of FIP's and dudes cooking meals in tin cans?
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its the weekend so all the fips will be in town
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Fucking illinois person(FIP)

person from illinois who infests another state

Summer vacationers who come to your city and are unwanted.
With all these fip's at the bar this summer, we can't have no fun.

Fip's are all over the streets, they brought the illinois stench with them.
by Buckman1 September 19, 2007
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A word used to describe ones lips if they are abnormally huge and if they look more like arse cheeks on ones face.

Fish + Lips = Fips.
Omg...it was like he was eating, my face.

EATING. MY FACE. THEY ARE JUST SO FUCKING FAT.

I SWEAR TO GOD, HIS FIPS ARE DISGUSTING.
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