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FIP
Fucking Illinois Person (or People) - Usually upper-middle-class/rich folks from Chicago who infest every bit of nice land throughout the Midwest with their big egos, personalized license plates, and undisciplined snotty children. Often confused and believe the local laws don't apply to them. Usually they drive like they're still in the "city" and with total disregard of others on the road. See also FISH.
1. "Damned FIP in his Lexus SUV just cut me off trying to make a right turn on red without using his turn signals!"
2. "What do you mean you don't carry the Chicago Tribune?" -to a clerk in a convenience store in rural Wisconsin...
3. "Did you hear some FIP just bought the old store on the corner to turn it into a bed and breakfast?"
4. "Hey check out that BMW at the Starbuck's - must be a FIP ... yup sure is..."
by Liberalism is a Mental Disorder December 26, 2007
Face - in - palm - sigh

To express hopelessness or tiring of ones conversation or circumstances.
"Yo, you wanna talk about that lecture we had today, was cool huh?" - Chris

"F.I.P.S" - me
by Yvri Marklov March 13, 2009
fip
Acronym for "face in palm" Usually used when some one hears bad news, embarassed by something or someone thinks something is stupid.
Person 1: " Hey did you hear about Christina"?

Person 2: "No, what happened?"

Person 1: " She has a new boyfriend and it's not you"

Person 2: Fip
by Gonzo219 May 08, 2011
Fucking Illinois Pieces of Shit - another terminology for the FIB commonly used by people from Wisconsin to describe someone from Illinois that has just pissed you off royally.
That FIPS just spilled my beer.
by WiPrincess February 28, 2005
Fip
Is the word for female masterbation
"mmmm im fipping to you bb".
by Justin Lutzke March 10, 2008
FIP
An emission of digestive gases from the anus;
To emit digestive gases from the anus whilst in a public venue
Isaac: Oh dani fuckin cut the cheese yesterday in the city.
Sam: FIP, Did people look?... and did it um, smell?
by DJ.<3.DT May 02, 2010
FIP
stands for Fucking Ill-Planned
Christ... we're a half-hour late and we haven't even left yet. This trip is FIP.
by Willie K May 28, 2008
Fip
Is the word for female masterbation
"mmmm im fipping to you bb".
by Justin Lutzke March 10, 2008

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