FIGMOS 

FIGMOS- Stands for "Finally I got my own sto' (store)"

In the 80s, Buffalo, NY a black owner opened a

supermarket in a closed supermarket in the middle of the ghetto. He called it "FIGMOS PTL" (Finally I Got My Owwwn Sto'. Praise the Lord!). Supposedly, gospel music, and never anything else, played over the store's speakers.

It is remembered for its hilarious commercial jingles, that always ended "Figmos, Praise da Lord!".

Yo shorty, I'm goin down to Figmos, get me some pig's feet. One.

FIGMOS by Kwamein March 28, 2010

fagmosexual 

a way of calling someone gay to a greater extent. if a person is so heterounusual that "faggot" or "homosexual" cannot describe the person to the extent of their gayness.

"g-dam is a homo"
"no, he is definately a fagmosexual"

fagmosexual by t-rock September 3, 2005

FIGMO 

Standard Military slang, "Fuck it, got my orders". usually used when you're short on any assignment, or End of Service, (Discharge). Most often, when you get a shit detail, or flak from a Supervisor.

Boss- "Get yer ass out there and police the parade grounds!"
You- (Walking away) FIGMO

FIGMO by Steve da' Goof December 10, 2007

figmo 

FIGMO (Fig Mo) Fuck it. I got my orders

Over seas (Japan) close to going back to the Z.I. (Zone of the Interior. Short timer. Attach the yellow ribbon from the neck of a Seagram's VO bottle to your I.D. badge. It told the world. Don't mess with me, I'm short. Don't have time for a long conversation or to smoke a king size cigarette. I'm going home!

figmo by Bill Copestakes May 13, 2003

Fimosis 

"fimosis" is colloquially known as the fear of being alone

"Bro tengo fimosis y no se si podré superarlo"

"Bro I have phimosis and I don't know if I can get over it"

Fimosis by tulokita_ September 12, 2022

fagmosaurus rex 

the only word ever to be able to top gaylord
a person who is so overly homosexual that gaylord just cant describe them
generally butt pirates, and or fagmosexuals, fagmosaurus rex's are the epitamy of gay
fagmotologists study fagmosaurus rex's as they represent everything that they stand for

random guy 1: man justin bieber is such a gaylord
random guy 2: nah man hes a fagmosaurus rex

fagmosaurus rex by ragnarthebrave June 19, 2011

Fugmosis 

The slow destroying of attractive skin cells, as a direct result to the spread of ugly.

"Tammy used to be so good looking, before she came down with Fugmosis..."

Fugmosis by Jordon M October 9, 2007