Fungus Infested Freak
, one who rips out their hair, scalp becomes overridden with Ring Worm and Lice. Infected individual loses aprox. 50 I.Q. points. Busts ass as much as possible. Thrives off of fecal matter.
Guy walks down the street, witnesses an individual rolling around in the mud ripping out their hair, screaming and ranting about how they did'nt get their pony for christmas as a kid.
Guy: "Man what the fuck is your problem you FIF?!"
FIF: "BONACA DELPHOCKA!"
Fif: means to plead the fifth amendment; to not tell something to someone else because of whatever circumstances.
In the superlative, fif can be written as "fizzif"
Example 1: Rick: "Tell me what happened last night with that hot chick!'
Example 2: "I plead the fif!"
Example 3: "I can tell you that I plead the fizzif"
low-grade marijuana, shwag, middies, etc. "fifth" or "fifty" also acceptable.
"I don't have much money so let's split a bag of fif and roll the L. Be on the float before long"
In French (Eastern Canada), a " fif " is someone who's homosexual or acting like it.
Le féminin de "fif" est "five"
Sti qu'té fif !!!
Té five mon homme !!!
This is a word used when someone else does something stupid. When the person does something stupid, you put your hand on his/her neck and slide it off fast, or if someone does something really stupid you give them an uber fifs, when you include some fingernail in your fifs and that makes it hurt a little.
That kid just hit his head on a plank of wood. Fifs on him
short for 50 cent
-Have you seen 50's new video
-Yeah, fif is crazy
F.IF = Fart Induced Fit. The mad flailing of arms and nose pinching that happens as soon as a fart is smelt by the person unfortunate enough to be in the room when somebody else farts.
Hey man I did the best fart the other day but my girlfriend had a total F.I.F.
or, on seeing someone's reaction to your fart you can say
"Don't F.I.F out on me now!"