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FIB
FIB - Friend In Bed

A cleaner and nicer way to say to say fuck buddy for the terminally polite. So clean you can say it in front of Grandma.

First used by Requiem in Danse Macabre of the Anita Blake Series by Laurell K. Hamilton.
Dude 1: Whats the deal with you and Julie?

Dude 2: She just my FIB.

Grandma: Fib?
by AnitaBlakeLover April 22, 2011
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Fib
A lie
Crying little boy: mommy he touched me!

Mom: ARE YOU TELLIN FIBS AGAIN?!?
by XfibX January 12, 2011
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24.
fib
To lie right through your fucking teeth.
The serial killer fibbed to the police about what was in his basement.
by Santa Claus. December 17, 2008
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25.
FIB
Famous Imaginary Boyfriend. A person of note or celebrity, easily identifiable by others, whom you claim to fancy. An indication of taste and type.

The female version is FIG, Famous Imaginary Girlfriend.

Christian Bale has been my FIB for years, so it's a good thing my real boyfriend looks just like him.
by Paris Morgan March 25, 2008
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When your ass itches before, after or both after taking a runny shit. It sometimes takes half a roll of toilet paper to get it resolved. Fucking itchy but syndrome.
I've got the fibs after those wings last night.
by Joe sikorski February 02, 2007
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FIB
Famed Imagined Boyfriend. This is a Famous Imaginary Boyfriend, who has actualized, taken form and is present.
My husband is also my FIB
by Paris Morgan January 18, 2010
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28.
fib
Fuckin' Illinois Bastard
I have had a second home (cabin on a trout stream) in Central Wisconsin for over 30 years. Among my cheesehead friends in the local taverns, I am known as the King Fib. I don't regard it as perjorative; indeed, I am kind of proud.
by Pawnee April 08, 2007
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