fib
An acronym for people from the Chicago metro as mentioned in the above definitions, especially when visiting Wisconsin, that properly describes the attitude and character of those people.
If Chicago started with an "I", the rest of Illinios would have the same acronym for people from Chicago. The rest of Illinois views Chicagoans as a plague of locusts on good, honest, hard-working people from outside of the Chicago metro, who suck up all of their resources, right down to their souls, and then cop a FIB attitude towards them when they complain about it.
For an example of the attitude of a FIB, which is the main reason for the nickname, just read what the FIB wrote in definition number 10. This moron has the typical attitude of a FIB, that they are superior human beings to all others in the world, their percieved value of wealth makes them better human beings, and the rest of the world should be saying "thank you" and wiping their asses for gracing it with their presence and money. This guy is worst kind of FIB, and can keep his money in Chicago if that is going to be his attitude.
by 2-Dogg July 14, 2006
Fib
A lie
Crying little boy: mommy he touched me!

Mom: ARE YOU TELLIN FIBS AGAIN?!?
by XfibX January 12, 2011
FIB
FIB - Friend In Bed

A cleaner and nicer way to say to say fuck buddy for the terminally polite. So clean you can say it in front of Grandma.

First used by Requiem in Danse Macabre of the Anita Blake Series by Laurell K. Hamilton.
Dude 1: Whats the deal with you and Julie?

Dude 2: She just my FIB.

Grandma: Fib?
by AnitaBlakeLover April 22, 2011
fib
To lie right through your fucking teeth.
The serial killer fibbed to the police about what was in his basement.
by Santa Claus. December 17, 2008
FIB
A word used by people from bumblefuck Wisconsin to refer to people mainly from Northern Illinois. It means Fucking Illinois bastard. Lets face it they are jealous because there is no word that has been made up by people from Illinois to describe Wisconsin people. My father always told me that bastards call people names.
People from Wisconsin that use the word FIB should get a life.
by ThatFIB September 17, 2013
FIB
Famous Imaginary Boyfriend. A person of note or celebrity, easily identifiable by others, whom you claim to fancy. An indication of taste and type.

The female version is FIG, Famous Imaginary Girlfriend.

Christian Bale has been my FIB for years, so it's a good thing my real boyfriend looks just like him.
by Paris Morgan March 25, 2008
FIB
Famed Imagined Boyfriend. This is a Famous Imaginary Boyfriend, who has actualized, taken form and is present.
My husband is also my FIB
by Paris Morgan January 18, 2010
When your ass itches before, after or both after taking a runny shit. It sometimes takes half a roll of toilet paper to get it resolved. Fucking itchy but syndrome.
I've got the fibs after those wings last night.
by Joe sikorski February 02, 2007

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