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"Full Grown Dwarf"

A person of perfectly normal height who has the body proportions of a dwarf. Celebrity FGD's include Rosie O'Donnell and Jeremy Piven.
Loretta's internet date was handsome and thoughtful, but a total FGD.
by Lamont W August 22, 2011
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Abbreviation for Fairy God Dad. Please see fgd.
I am the proudest FGD in the world!
by Freo April 17, 2007
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Noun: Abbreviation for fairy god daughter. Written in lower-case so as not to confuse with FGD (Fairy God Dad). A fgd is not replacement for real family, but someone whose qualities make you wish she was your real daughter. They are a supportive, kind and giving friend. One is considered very lucky and fortunate to have a genuine fgd.
Bronte is the most beautiful, caring and kind fgd he could hope for.
by Kavyen August 08, 2007
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Focus-on-Girlfriend-Disorder-- when you have an amazing girlfriend and you can't focus on anything else.

Similar to ADD
Damn, my FGD is pissing me off, i have no idea what my boss just said.
by KmartSucks819 June 08, 2009
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Fat Girl Drama.

This is the petty, stupid drama that fat girls create to attract attention. It often revolves around food and/or alcohol.
I had a friend bring one of her old friends out one night. When the hambeast tried to buckle her seat belt in the back seat, she couldn't do it. She then flipped out, crying, screaming that it was a piece of shit and the seat belts didn't work and to stop the car. We had not even left the parking lot yet. This was a brand new car, seat belts worked fine BTW. That was some classic FGD.
by mmmmwaffles October 16, 2010
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Abbreviation for fairy god daughter. Written in lower-case so as not to confuse with FGD (Fairy God Dad). A fgd is not a replacement for real family, but a girl whose qualities make you wish she was your real daughter. They are a supportive, kind and giving friend, usually born a generation apart. One is very lucky to have a genuine fgd.
Bronte is the most beautiful, caring and kind fgd he could hope for.
by Go Kav! July 16, 2007
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