n. an exclamation or observation usually discussed between two female girlfriends about the odor of one girl's sex partner's genetalia usually highlighting his obvious personal hygienic issues.
Ethnic Girl 2: What's that, Girl?
Ethnic Girl 1: He got Funky Dick Syndrome!
A discrete and forum-friendly way of cursing.
Originally created (in this usage) by Ninja of the "dynamic superteam" kungfumosh (Lizzeh && Ninja, best known on quizilla.com for their caption quizzes).
"Kobe would take a shit on Lebron."-Mr. A
Guy 2: "And she's been calling you all week. Definitely sounds like a case of FDS bruh."