Noun: First Dick Syndrome - A very common situation where a female has a false sense of affection for a male with whom she has had sex with for the first time. Most of the time, the emotions are stronger when the female lost her virginity to that guy. (Sadly, the feelings aren't mutual).
Guy 1: "Man, that girl keeps telling me that she loves me after we had sex the other day! I didn't even know she was a virgin!"

Guy 2: "And she's been calling you all week. Definitely sounds like a case of FDS bruh."
by Tar Heel Chick July 17, 2008
when a male doesn't bathe he must use some funky dick spray
Elrod needed some FDS, because he didn't bathe.
by Simone Elrod April 12, 2007
abbr. Funky(pronounced ethnically "faunky) Dick Syndrome

n. an exclamation or observation usually discussed between two female girlfriends about the odor of one girl's sex partner's genetalia usually highlighting his obvious personal hygienic issues.
Ethnic Girl 1: Girl, that ni**er got FDS
Ethnic Girl 2: What's that, Girl?
Ethnic Girl 1: He got Funky Dick Syndrome!

(both laugh)
by Thatcher February 19, 2006
A Fat Dick Sandwich. From UWO.
why dont you go eat a FDS
by Bob rob February 01, 2007
Military acronym for Facial Dick Slap.
After pulling a houdini, Johnny Law added insult to injury by delivering a deftly executed FDS using his beleagered foe's own santorum.
by Thadd June 02, 2006
fuck damn shit.
A discrete and forum-friendly way of cursing.
Originally created (in this usage) by Ninja of the "dynamic superteam" kungfumosh (Lizzeh && Ninja, best known on quizilla.com for their caption quizzes).

AH FDS, I just slammed my finger in that car door
by makemefly June 30, 2006
Stands for "For Damn Sure." It means agreeing with something/someone to an intense exaggerated degree. Primarily used at the end of a sentence to accentuate the claim. May also be used as a response to highly agree with the claims of another person.
"That girl was a hoe, FDS."

"Kobe would take a shit on Lebron."-Mr. A
"FDS."-Mr. B
by MC NickA's Proxy May 01, 2012
An Abbreviation Given To a Disgustingly Heavy / Fat Slob Looking Person .

Long Form -- Fat Disgusting Slob
In My Opinion Women That Buy FDS ( Feminine Deodorant Spray )
For Their Stanky Muff Is Because Their FAT DISGUSTING SLOBS !!!
by WHTBOI420 February 03, 2008
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