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FDS
Noun: First Dick Syndrome - A very common situation where a female has a false sense of affection for a male with whom she has had sex with for the first time. Most of the time, the emotions are stronger when the female lost her virginity to that guy. (Sadly, the feelings aren't mutual).
Guy 1: "Man, that girl keeps telling me that she loves me after we had sex the other day! I didn't even know she was a virgin!"

Guy 2: "And she's been calling you all week. Definitely sounds like a case of FDS bruh."
by Tar Heel Chick July 17, 2008
 
8.
FDS
FDS is an abbreviation for facial dick slap.
Rather than ask her to suck my dick, I just gave her a FDS.
by Bad Mama Sama October 08, 2013
 
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FDS
Fuck Dat Shit
Yo, FDS. I don't care about him!
by epicApps August 13, 2010
 
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FDS
A deodorizing product derived primarily to cover the stench of a female's poorly tended genitalia. Prostitutes will commonly use it to hide the rank stench that wafts from between their thighs, and then huff it from the can when there are no trix to be had.
Jimbob: "Yo, bitch! WTF! Getcho stankin' ass in da other room an' FDS da shit out dat cooch o'yers!"
Sueann: "But Pa, I dun dat right after I screwed Billybob!"
Jimbob: "Did I ask about yer brother? I ain't puttin' my pecker near dat stank until'n ya FDS it!"
by Mojo the Rev. September 13, 2008
 
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fds
Term used by brazilians wich means "Foda-se!" (means "fuck you!")
- Hey dude, your shirt sucks!
- FDS!
by Shison January 31, 2008
 
12.
FDS
fair doos, agreeing with
ballin is in the urban dictionary don't you know

fds
by el cwaino February 17, 2010
 
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FDS
Fuck doing shit.
I have a project due tomorrow, reading for the next day, and three exams the day after but FDS.
by Blargh Noob November 08, 2009
 
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FDS
when a male doesn't bathe he must use some funky dick spray
Elrod needed some FDS, because he didn't bathe.
by Simone Elrod April 12, 2007