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"FCC" = "FUCK"

Due to the FCC's stranglehold on the English language as we know it (they recently decided the word "fuck" was not only "indecent" but also "profane"), we are replacing the word "fuck" with "FCC" so that anytime you would normally use the word "fuck," just use "FCC" in its place. Maybe they'll then have to decide that their own acronym is also profane and ban it, too. Wouldn't THAT be FCCing funny?
Wow, that's a FCCing huge problem you've got there, motherFCCer! I don't know what the FCC I'd do if I were in your FCCing shoes.
by kopper January 24, 2008
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Fat C*** Chaz

Although anyone by the name of Charles/Charlie can casually assume the title of FCC, there will always only be one true FCC.

To be deemed the FCC, you must:

1) Always be on yattie (girl, biddie) patrol
2) GET BIG on a regular basis
3) Shout obscenities when it is inconvenient to do so
4) Master the art of the bro
5) Master the art of extreme sarcasm
Guy 1: You going to the baseball game?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, I have a lot of work to d-
FCC: BASEBALL GAME AT THREE THIRTY ON THE LOWER FIELD GET BIG BOYS WE OUT YATTIE PATROL ALL WEEKEND TO THE 'SHIP, REALTER. DONEZO.
Guy 1: Who the fuck was that?

College Interviewer: So ______, what would your ideal school look like?
FCC: CAUSE IT REEEEEALLY WOULDN'T HAVE ACADEMICS AND THE GIRLS WOULD BE REEEEALLY UGLY AND I'D HAVE 0 FRIENDS, AND WE WOULDN'T DO IT LIVE EVERY DAY IF THE FUCKING THING SUCKS
College Interviewer: I'm sorry, what?
FCC: I'm looking for a school with a good sports management program.
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Federal Censorship Commission

A government agency designed to censor radio and television and keep "offensive, obscene material" off the airwaves, mainly because half of the population does not know that radios and TVs have something called a dial that allows the listener/viewer to censor "offensive, obscene material" themselves.
If you offended by something you see or hear on the radio or TV, change the station! No one is forcing you to listen to Howard Stern.
by KStar87 May 08, 2004
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"The FCC said that we can use 'fuck' as a modifier now. So we can finally say what they really are: Fucking Cocksucking Communists!"
-Steve Hofstetter
by Vimmy Nothing April 28, 2008
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a bunch of mommas boy fags who think that there are more people offended by sex, drugs, and things of that sort, than there are not. if only more people like eminem and peter griffin spoke out publicly against the FagCC
peter, brian, stewie: they will clean up all your talking
in a manner such as this
they will make you take a tinkle
when you wanna take a piss
and they'll make you call fellatio
a trouser friendly kiss!
here's the plain situation
there's no negotiation
with the fellas at the freakin FCC!!
by joe November 12, 2006
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Federal Communications Comission: independent US government agency that sets regulations for all types of interstate communications.
Eminem's WITHOUT ME: "So the FCC won't let me be, Or let me be me so let me see".
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
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Federal Communications Commission.

An agency that monitors and inspects radio and tv communications for bad indecent language and things that don't follow their rules and regulations that do not conform with the ITU or NAB. Also shuts down pirate radio stations, and fines ham radio stations for using too much power or interfering with the neighbors television set. Also
does not solve interference problems for fluorescent light bulbs and BPL, stereos and VCRs. Also gives freedom to have at least a low power radio station under part 15 regulations to open the doors for children to adults to have a very small radio station for the home. Also gives licenses to hams, broadcasters, and GMRS users.
Pirate radio station running more than 10 watts was shut down by the FCC for interfering with the nearby country music FM radio station.
by gccradioscience September 19, 2008
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