Fags Controling Cable. One of the gayest ideas ever is to censor cable television, thought up of by some prick, you will see many things that are censored on TV such as boobs and vag, and the constant censoring of cuss words and occasional switching of curse words with dumbass words(Usually foods) like "Pudding", or "Applesauce", or something utterly stupid as hell like that. The FCC is a big pain in my ass.
Chris Rock: Hey motha*beep* you gonna getch yo motha*beepin'* ass shot the *beep* up so much that you gonna look like *pudding*!!
by Gir5673 May 29, 2005
Federal Communications Commission. Media regulator that went into overdrive after the wardrobe malfunction and increased censoring to an all time high. See totalitarian, evil, communist.
"Are we watching Soviet controlled TV, or did the FCC get drunk with power again?"
by Burt Reynolds April 08, 2004
They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss
They will make you call fellatio a "trouser-friendly kiss"
Here's the plain situation,
There's no negotiation
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC

They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of social interest groups.
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them Everybody Poops
Take a tip, take a lesson
You'll never win by messin'
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC

And when you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
'cause you can't say penis

So they send this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
They may just be neurotic
Or possibly psychotic
They're the fellas at the Freakin' FCC!
But seriously, the FCC are complete jerks that prevent good stuff on public television.

Swear words, body parts, anything that isn't standard in a child's TV show.
by Christian Cruz February 08, 2007
The thing that's keeping me from buying a 30 watt transmitter and brodcasting good music all over the county.
The fcc is a bunch of communists. (See also pirite radio).
by Steven February 06, 2004
Federal Communications Commission always complaning about something going wrong on tv Fuck The Fcc thats what i got to say ;D.
Jack and Jill hate the fcc for complaning about the superbowl and others.
by JiM March 25, 2005
a bunch of people residing in the U.S. who are conceded enough to think for the rest of us what we ALL would like to hear on the radio.
"Mommy, what's an FCC?"

"Just a bunch of ass wipes."
by the MAKinator June 27, 2005
A government organization dedicated to censorship. Right-wingers are stereotyped as loving the FCC, while left-wingers hate it.
"Aw shit! God damn! Aw shit! Ah fuck! Ah fucking shit fuck shit fuck! Stick that up your ass, FCC! " -Billie Joe Armstrong
by some freak April 09, 2005
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