The FBA (Failed Bush Administration) is what we can attribute everything about the horrible economy to. It is a catch all that I use frequently in dealing with stingy and crookedrepublican customers. They try to jew everyone they deal with. They will try to dicker over the price of a cup of coffee.
The reason a nice motel room isn't $20 is due to the FBA. The reason your coffee isn't free is due to the FBA. The reason you cannot use my restroom is due to the FBA. The reason I have to be standing here at all is due to the FBA.
While talking to my friend at a bar and I noticed a fat chick walking up to him from behind. She had a grin on her face that looked like she was gonna eat him. So I shouted out FBA. All men in the vicinity scattered to the nearest mens restroom were we waited till sunrise.