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A FART THAT SMELLS OR TASTE TART OR AS MY BROTHER SAYS HIS FUTURE WIFE
MY FART SMELLS LIKE A FART TART
by HEATHER FLARP January 01, 2009

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A prostitute who can't stop farting!

A slut with a bad case of the farts!

Someone who loves the smell of farts!

A fart pie!

To dress up a fart!

A derogatory name or rude name to call someone.
"Simone came over and the bitch couldn't stop farting and laughing!"

"She's a total fuck'n fart tart!"

"If that little fart tart think's she can shit all over me like that, she has another thing com'in to her!"

CINDY-LOU: Mike tried to dress up one of his farts!
CAMMY: (Shocked) Again?
CINDY-LOU: (Licking her lips) Uhuh...
CAMMY: (Chewing gum) What this time?
CINDY-LOU: After he farted his fucking guts out, he tried to tell me he had farted out Hilton's Restaurant Food but I dam well know a McDonalds fart when I smell one!
CAMMY: (Spits out gum) What a piece of fuck'in filth!
CINDY-LOU: Uhuh total Fart Tart!
by The Moody Poet January 06, 2007

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