Top Definition
An acronym that stands for Fingering And Light Masterbation, a precursor to sex for many teenagers, and a safe alternative for those who wish to save themselves for marriage.
Rupert is yet to have sex with Mildred, although they have indulged in a bit of harmless FALM.
by DirtyDr February 04, 2009
3 more definitions
Falm is short for FAce paLM. When theres a idiot, saying idiotic things - falm. something outrageously stupid happens? falm. You do something unspeakably lame? falm.
Garry132: HEY WAT UPZ GUIS?
Garry132: GUESS WAT I JUST LOST TEH GAMEZ?!
Renegade45: Wow, i just fucking falm'ed.
Renegade45: And also lost the game. fuck.
by Schwarzwind December 01, 2007
Failure
At
Life
Much
Albert, you're such an FALM
by Neilkel March 22, 2007
Short for face-palm, or to do face-palm.
He'd get mad at me everytime I falm if/when he told a joke wrongly.
by chexen July 08, 2014

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