Top Definition
A person who is extremely fat and loves to lie to feel secure about his weight.
Nikki: DID U KNOW SAM SAM HAS A G35?!
NOOMZ: Hell naw?! did u see that shit?!
Nikki: no he parks it in his underground garage below his apartment building DUH!
NOOMZ: what a FALIAR!
by Miss Anonymiss February 25, 2008

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