Fail At Life
A very extreme sort of 'Fail'
Person 1 - I just messed up my exams and on my way back home my car's engine stopped
Person 2 - hahahahaha FAL
One of the best military main battle rifles ever to serve in combat. Fusil Automatico Leger. Often refered to as "the right arm of freedom".
I'm always safe as can be with my FAL by my side.
Referencing the use of the FN FAL Rifle - Fusil Automatique Léger (Light Automatic Rifle). To 'FAL' someone implies a kill with the gun on Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 2, which is renowned for its difficultly to use due to its single shot mechanism. Getting a kill or many kills with this gun requires a high degree of accuracy and skill.
However as the meaning of this urban term has evolved, it has grown to mean getting the better of someone when the odds are stacked against you, or perhaps just generally getting the better of someone, often much to their embarrassment.
It has been commented by many that saying this word with a Kentish accent (UK), adds to the effect, as it makes it sound more like the word Fowl.
I just FAL'd him in the face...
Sit there quietly for a prolonged period - then subtly proclaim - 'FAL'd'.OMG
I just FAL'd all over him.
Chard: I took a girl out for dinner last night.
Raskijat: Oh really? What happened next?
Chard: I took her into the bedroom and FAL'd all over her.
Translates into "Fat Ass Lips". A F.A.L is typically a short and stubby filipino man/women who likes to eat family sized Kettle brand chips preferably salt and cracked pepper all by him/herself. F.A.L also likes to drink a lot of Arizona peace tea. They drink about 2-3 gallons a day. They are also video game addicts and have no friends. They are typically douche bags. He/she tends to have abnormally large lips.
Also if you are starting to eat a lot of chips or you are starting to drink a lot or eat a lot of something you must say "No F.A.L" or else you will soon become a F.A.L too.
Ewwwww look at F.A.L with his huge lips!!!!!!!!
(eats a lot of chips) No F.A.L!!!!!
FALS can stand for
Fucking Annoying Little Shit
or Fucking Annoying Little Shits , if for a group of people.
No one understands what you saying so it's great!
Pronounced like ( fowls )
Hey FALS ( can be to 1 person or multiple people. )
Your a FALS
Your all FALS
verb, noun, adjective
Caribbean Origin - Particularly Trinidadian
To interject/make one’s presence known/hang around when one is completely unwanted/uninvited; sometimes bordering on sycophantic.
One who is unwanted but hangs around anyway; kind of like Dane Cook’s “The Friend That Nobody Likes”…but the group in which one “fals” make choose to call the “fal” out or not.
Sheila was trying to look cool but everybody knew she was falin'.
FALS- stands for ''fuck are lifes'' to describe you and your friend or girls sitution of life of living or just stupid annoying factors of your lifes together
Guy- man I can believe I can see my girlfriend cuz I don't have a car or money
Girl-I have a car but it's broken and I have money but I have to help my mom
Guy and Girl- FALS