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1.
PRETENDING TO GO DOWN ON A GIRL
Today my wife accused me of fake chowing...wow I thought I was doing it right all this time...
by Mary Jane Jones July 14, 2011
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2.
The act of pretending to eat a woman out.
Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?
by Blue Ophelia June 05, 2011
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