A word that used to mean "not succeeding" and was used by normal, literate people.
But these days "fail" is mostly used on the internet by no-life teenage losers. (Sometimes even in real life)
They say phrases such as "this FAILS", "you FAIL at life" and "FAIL" and "EPIC FAIL".
Pathetic cunt: tHhis FAILZZ!!!
YOU FAIL!!!111 AT LIFE!!111
Normal human being: Look who's talking. *Gets a gun out and shoots the douche*
UNF fleet from Navyfield. They are just so terrible.
UNF failed so hard they broke up and formed a new fleet called Jollyrogers.
What internet morons say when they lose a moronic internet argument.
"The Earth revolves around the Sun."
the stupidest trend in existence, said by people who lack a better word, or just don't have the balls to say "you suck"
supposed to imply failure at whatever was just attempted
*kid trips over*
"fuck you. you're not funny"
A common term these days used by people in humourous, blunderous or stupid situations. It is commonly used online in a comical way especially on websites such as this and You-Tube and MSN conversations.
When a 16 year old gets owned by his mother in front of a supermarket - You say "Fail" at the 14 year old
Patrick Star lecturing Spongebob Squarepants on the concept of "fail": "I fail. You fail. He- she- me... fail. Fail; Failing; (We'll have thee fail; Failrama); Failology; the study of Fail. It's first grade Spongebob."
YouTube: "Fail-Blog ... .org!!"
Mr A: "I like guys u knw"
Mr A: "OMG WRONG CHAT"
Mr B: "LOLO!!!! ~~~ Fail"
An extremley stupid, unfortunatley, very commonly used word in the internet to mean that you suck. Usually seen in mmorpgs, or just any chat based tool in the internet with a stupid idiot on it. I was i dont know why encountered by one of these idiots, and had the feeling of slapping him so hard, I'd make em take a crap.
MMo Nerd: Hey i bet i pwn u noob!
Player: um...i dont really care, i started this game a week ago....
MMo Nerd: HAHA! NOOB YOU FAIL AT LIFE! OWNED. YOU FAIL.
Player: Lol dont care?.... idiot...
MMo Nerd: wow ur a noob lol FAILED AGAIN.
Player: wow...fail? u need to get brain surgery. and btw, ur an idiot nerd.
The act of doing something so awful you must never show your face again and God cries in pity for your soul.
The term can be expressed (written) two ways:
fail & Fail
The lowercase form expresses a smaller fail that no one will remember for longer than a week. Consider yourself lucky if you are simply charged with a "fail" crime.
The uppercase form of the word means that you have disgraced the human race and shall never be given respect again in your life, nor after that when you have gone to Hell either.
I failed when I lost that staring contest.
Your mom Failed in bed last night.