Meaning: Funny as Fuck
In reference to the conversations that are shared on Facebook or Twitter or any form of social networking site that are 'Funny as Fuck'
A direct cure for CCD (see CCD: Compulsive Complaining Disorder) it is when two sufferers of CCD come together to share conversations that are essentially random and nonsensical. Usually it will involve two or more threads of conversation.
A new cure for CCD, this radical new treatment allows the sufferer to vent in a new form and that is through the power of laugher at conversations that pretty much make no sense.
This cure aims target all sufferers of CCD, especially those who suffer from acute GCSE or A Level CCD.
Teen 1: 'Scotland beating Spain? Yeah...when pigs fly!'
Teen 2: 'If a helicopter flies over head filled with pork, you're in trouble'
Teen 1: 'It's OK, Spain scored'
Teen 2: 'Unload the helicopter lads, everything's gonna be fine'
Teen 1: 'Shit Scotland equalised...'
Teen 2: 'F**k's sake, what we gonna do with all this pork now? Load it back up?
Teen 1: 'It's OK, Spain scored again'
Teen 2: 'Fancy a baraque?'
Teen 1: 'Yeah why not...'
Teen 2: (two hours later) 'That conversation was FAF'
Fratty as Fuck. A phrase describing a bro on all standards. The guy at a party that runs shit. He has the biggest entourage, can outdrink everyone, is wasted as shit, and still gets the finest pieces in the joint, often times two at a time. In summary someone who wherever they role, don't give a fuck because shit either goes their way or they make it so.
Yo how is he leaving with them three sorostitue dime pieces when he was just telling them to fuck themselves?
He FAF bro. that's how.
Frat as fuck. The term is bestowed upon a greek's actions whenever such actions exemplify fratitude.
Looking FaF is exemplified by wearing Nantucket Red pants/shorts with a navy blazer and Sperrys, etc...
Simply an acronym for 'Fit As Fuck'
1: That girl today was FAF!
2: You kidding? She was well ugly!
Fresh as Fuck.
Dude. That shit is FAF. Fresh. As. Fuck.
Noun/Adjective: Fine At First; context of seeing someone from far away, thinking they're good looking, and looking at them up close ruins the previous first impression.
May be used in context of a great first impression, but finding out a horrible personality.
Girl: Oh my gosh! That guy over there is so good looking.
Girl2: I agree!
Girl: Never mind. He's a FAF kind of guy.
f*cking absent father
your dad is a FAF f*cking absent father
"Faded as fuck"
When you're super stoned.
Can be used with the ending "ed" = faf'ed
"I am faf right now."
"Im gonna be faf tonight"
"wanna get faf'ed?"