FAF
Meaning: Funny as Fuck

In reference to the conversations that are shared on Facebook or Twitter or any form of social networking site that are 'Funny as Fuck'

A direct cure for CCD (see CCD: Compulsive Complaining Disorder) it is when two sufferers of CCD come together to share conversations that are essentially random and nonsensical. Usually it will involve two or more threads of conversation.
A new cure for CCD, this radical new treatment allows the sufferer to vent in a new form and that is through the power of laugher at conversations that pretty much make no sense.
This cure aims target all sufferers of CCD, especially those who suffer from acute GCSE or A Level CCD.
Teen 1: 'Scotland beating Spain? Yeah...when pigs fly!'

Teen 2: 'If a helicopter flies over head filled with pork, you're in trouble'

Teen 1: 'It's OK, Spain scored'

Teen 2: 'Unload the helicopter lads, everything's gonna be fine'

Teen 1: 'Shit Scotland equalised...'

Teen 2: 'F**k's sake, what we gonna do with all this pork now? Load it back up?

Teen 1: 'It's OK, Spain scored again'

Teen 2: 'Fancy a baraque?'

Teen 1: 'Yeah why not...'

Teen 2: (two hours later) 'That conversation was FAF'
by FAF for CCD! October 13, 2010
FAF
Fratty as Fuck. A phrase describing a bro on all standards. The guy at a party that runs shit. He has the biggest entourage, can outdrink everyone, is wasted as shit, and still gets the finest pieces in the joint, often times two at a time. In summary someone who wherever they role, don't give a fuck because shit either goes their way or they make it so.
Yo how is he leaving with them three sorostitue dime pieces when he was just telling them to fuck themselves?

He FAF bro. that's how.
by what-up? September 19, 2010
FaF
Frat as fuck. The term is bestowed upon a greek's actions whenever such actions exemplify fratitude.
Looking FaF is exemplified by wearing Nantucket Red pants/shorts with a navy blazer and Sperrys, etc...
by SigEpEagles October 31, 2010
fit as fuck
did u c dat lad ova der he is faf
by millie September 25, 2003
FAF
Simply an acronym for 'Fit As Fuck'
1: That girl today was FAF!
2: You kidding? She was well ugly!
by burnmocina October 12, 2008
FAF
Literally "fine as fuck." Generally used to describe a a person as attractive.
Guy #1: That girl, Alyssa, is so FAF.
Guy #2: I know, right!
FAF
Fit as fuck
Dude, did you see Amy tonight? She was looking FAF
by nom8 September 17, 2013
An acronym of "Fake as fuck", a term popularised by rapper Del Tha Funkee Homosapien in his 'Both sides of the brain' album (2000), denoting his view of two-faced people who say one thing to your face, and another behind your back.

"If you're brown nosin' in the industy (you fake as fuck)
Wanna pretend that you're a friend to me (you fake as fuck)
Funny style record companies (you fake as fuck)
Weak ass MC wannabe's (you fake as fuck)"
You know that dude Jackson? How he's always smiling and slapping your back, telling you how rad he thinks you are? Yeah, that's faf. He hates your ass.
by JayszunVanderwerff July 23, 2011

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