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47. FAF
stands for Fake Ass Fall. The act of falling on purpose in order to make people laugh or feel sorry for you. If your fat it adds some extra laughs.
My fat friend noticed a janitor putting the slippery when wet sign in the aisle at walmart so he did a FAF and broke the sign. He ran away like he was emberassed to.
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1. FAF
Fratty as Fuck. A phrase describing a bro on all standards. The guy at a party that runs shit. He has the biggest entourage, can outdrink everyone, is wasted as shit, and still gets the finest pieces in the joint, often times two at a time. In summary someone who wherever they role, don't give a fuck because shit either goes their way or they make it so.
Yo how is he leaving with them three sorostitue dime pieces when he was just telling them to fuck themselves?

He FAF bro. that's how.
2. FaF
Frat as fuck. The term is bestowed upon a greek's actions whenever such actions exemplify fratitude.
Looking FaF is exemplified by wearing Nantucket Red pants/shorts with a navy blazer and Sperrys, etc...
3. FAF
Simply an acronym for 'Fit As Fuck'
1: That girl today was FAF!
2: You kidding? She was well ugly!
4. FAF
Fresh as Fuck.
Dude. That shit is FAF. Fresh. As. Fuck.
5. FAF
Noun/Adjective: Fine At First; context of seeing someone from far away, thinking they're good looking, and looking at them up close ruins the previous first impression.

May be used in context of a great first impression, but finding out a horrible personality.
Girl: Oh my gosh! That guy over there is so good looking.
Girl2: I agree!
*approaching guy*
Girl: Never mind. He's a FAF kind of guy.
6. FAF
f*cking absent father
your dad is a FAF f*cking absent father
7. FAF
"Faded as fuck"

When you're super stoned.

Can be used with the ending "ed" = faf'ed
"I am faf right now."

"Im gonna be faf tonight"

"wanna get faf'ed?"
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