The FAMAS is still in use today and is, in the submitter's opinion, one of the only decent products France has ever managed to produce.
FFA leiutenant *slams the MOFO down and fires the famas into his leg with pinpoint accuracy
FFA leiutenant: Viva la france!!!!!
The FAMAS is an assault rifle in use by French military and government units, notably the French Foreign Legion. It uses NATO standard 5.56mm bullets and comes in a variety of models and modifications. It is made in 'bullpup' configuration (imagine loading a magazine behind the handle and trigger .) Usually colored solid black and has a very futuristic/military look.
2. An assault weapon used in some video games, most notably CounterStrike and Metal Gear Solid. Also appears in some movies.
Its fur varies in color from bright pink to neon blue. It secretes large quantities of cat urine inside its feet as a self defense mechanism against mythical predators. Naturally it need only defend itself from other mythical creatures because all normal creatures worship it as the God of all Flatulence.
Should you ever encounter one it is strongly recommend that you befriend it with a large explosion of personal bodily perfume.
Person 2: "No way man, that's a Fama! I recognize it's scent!"