| 1. | FYIing | ||
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(Verb) F.Y.I.-ing
1. The act of telling someone something for their information. 2. "For your information" in verb tense. (Similar to LOLed, Laughing out loud in verb tense "I just LOLed") Ex.
Girl- That's going to take forever, and you're an idiot for not listening to me. Boy- No, I can do it myself, because i'm stupid. Girl- Just FYIing. |
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| 2. | F.L.Y. | ||
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When saying "I love you" is just not enough... F#%*ing Love You! F.L.Y. so much!
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| 3. | Tom Hiddleston | ||
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Some sort of long forgotten mythical creature that has come to life to destroy us all. Legend says he charms his victims with his smile and sweet personality so they don’t know he is actually putting a spell on them that will turn them into Hiddlestoners who will then do nothing but look at pictures of him and flail. He also appears to have the power to control women’s reproductive organs, either destroying them completely or sending them into baby-making overdrive. The only plausible reason for any of this is that he does what he wants. Identifying a Tom Hiddleston: -Power Stance-ing all over the damn place -He will probably be wearing an entirely leather outfit. -If he is sitting, his knees will be about 4 miles apart from each other -You will hear the call of the ‘ehehehe’ -Constant lip licking If you spot a Tom Hiddleston just stay calm, offer him some sort of pudding and back away slowly. Then run like you’re in a horror movie. He’ll probably catch you anyways(long legs are all the better to catch you with) but at least you tried. Girl 1: *sitting in front of a computer staring at a picture of Tom Hiddleston*
Girl 2: Hey… you okay? *pokes girl 1 in the arm* Girl 3: It’s no use. She watched Thor for the first time last night. She’s been like this since the first scene with Loki in it. Girl 2: How could you let her watch that! You know what it does to people. Girl 3: I tried to stop her! She wouldn’t listen to me! Girl 2: Another friend lost to the Tom Hiddleston. Girl 3: It was bound to happen eventually. Girl 2: Oh no… we have to get out of here. I think shes starting up Wallander. *tugs on Girl 3’s arm* Girl 3: Magnus… Maaaaaaagnuuuuusss… Girl 2: NO!! GODDAMMIT NOOOO! |
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| 4. | EO | ||
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Short for Eat(ing) Out. It is the equivalent of BJ for Blow Job (or Boob Job). "Chris gave me the best EO yesterday."
"EO?" "Eat Out" "If you give me an EO, I'll give you a BJ!" "Sounds fair." |
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| 5. | r u fkm? | ||
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Shorthand (aka Tweethand or Texthand) for the emphatic incredulous query: "Are you fucking kidding me?" Y: I couldnt get the food, bro', there was just too much traffic!
M: r u fkm? (with the car packed & ready for a trip up the coast.) |
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| 6. | westford | ||
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A big town that is pretty close to Boston, ski country, and the ocean. Just about all white for the last 300 years, but the chinks and towel heads have invaded in the last few years cuz of the good schools. Seems that every f-ing turn in Westford smells like curry now. There are a few "bouroughs", like Forge, G-Ville, Nab, and Parker Village. Not everybody is rich like everybody thinks, but we are pretty well off compared to some other towns. Its pretty rural, but but there a couple of developments like hitchin' post and Greystone (a.k.a. Hindu Heights or Curry Corner) Westford Academy is pretty cool, and there are groups like the fags (oops, the theatere group), jocks, goths (ewww) and preps. Also, the girls are fucking dimes. Kimballs is a blast, and just about has the best mini-golf and ice cream around. If your around, its a definate stop. Overall, Westford is pretty quiet. No fires, gunz, or anything. Todd is a gangsta by the way, just had to say that. G-Ville boy: Hey, I'm about the tag the Hitchingpost sign wanna join?
G-ville boy 2: Let's also beef with the rest of Westford. G-ville boy: y not |
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| 7. | Minnesota | ||
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Minnesota is a awesome place for awesome people who really don't have accents. Minnesota i filled with sexy, smart, fun, silly, hot, funny girls and HOT, muscle-y sexy guys! Bottom line: Minnesota is better than... EVERYWHERE! don't hate because you are soooo f-ing jealous! We are just better like that. Guy 1-"that chick is FINE as hell!"
Guy 2-"I know right! She must be from Minnesota!" |
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