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AKA. fatty piece of ham.

A fat, annoying girl who puts out but is really gross and has a disgusting nose and you want to punch her in the mouth along with other parts.(Karli Lubin)
There was this F.P.H at a party last night and I wanted to punch her in the mouth so I wouldn't have to look at her anymore.

This F.P.H Karli Lubin tried to get with me but I ignored her all night because she was fat, annoying, ugly, and has a really weird nose.
F.P.H by sex dungeon September 25, 2011
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O.E.O.H.F.P.P.E. 

O.E.O.H.F.P.P.E.
It is an acronym that references the song that was performed by Sheb Wooly.
One Eyed One Horn Flying Purple People Eater
Guy 1: "Dude have you heard the song O.E.O.H.F.P.P.E. "
Guy 2:" Yeah dude, that song is hilarious."

F.U.P.a H (Fupah) 

Fat Upper Pussy Hair
DAYAM!!! DAt girl's fupah look like she got Buckwheat in a leglock.
F.U.P.a H (Fupah) by JonBlaze April 17, 2003

F.P.S.I.H 

The Acronym used for the condition known as a First-Person-Shooter Induced Headache,which is a headache that is induced from playing too much first person shooters in one sitting.
Kyle: Hey Ken, you wanna play some Modern Warfare 2?

Ken: No thanks man, I got an F.P.S.I.H from playing it this morning.
F.P.S.I.H by ITSAP3RS0N June 17, 2010

F.U.P.A.H 

An acronym for Fuck You Pussy Ass Hater
Person 1: Man, my neck hurts

Person 2: Which one fat ass

Person 1: Man, F.U.P.A.H
F.U.P.A.H by Tikipiki August 22, 2009

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

F.A.H.P. 

Fat ass Harry Potter.

A big fat kind of guy, with glasses and black hair that give him the resemblence of Harry Potter after Hogwarts installed World of Warcraft.
"Dude, look at the dude over there!"
"Yeah, man, totally looks like Harry Potter."
"No man, he's taking up two frickin' chairs!"
"Oh yeah, he's a total F.A.H.P."
F.A.H.P. by MarineCorpsLT July 10, 2009