F.I.M. 

Contrary to T.G.I.F.

F.I.M.
Fuck It's Monday!

F.I.M. already! I think I slept through Sunday.

F.I.M. by Suavemija May 11, 2009

F.I.M.A. Disaster

When one has an unexpected disaster that makes one feel as if they just got "fucked in my ass." Usually financial in nature, but always a major catastrophe.

"When the transmission went out on my car, I declared it a F.I.M.A. disaster. It cost me over $2,000!"

F.I.M.A. Disaster by Absolut Ang January 27, 2009

F.I.M.P 

Females Idolizing Mediocre Penis

Fimpin’ the most mediocre penis is when the penis we are idolizing isn’t even in us... Straight F.I.M.P

Kinda like when you’re having relationship problems and you’re not even in a relationship... Fimpin’ when we could be Pimpin’

F.I.M.P by Wolfany April 4, 2021

F.I.M.P. 

acroynm= Farted.In.My.Pussy. Refers to when a woman is seated in a certain position where gas is expelled from her asshole and winds up in her chocha. may also be referred to as a reverse queef.

Hey honey, did you F.I.M.P. when we went over that last speed bump? Yeah, we should probably wait a little while before we fuck...

F.I.M.P. by FIMP Daddy November 25, 2011

O.F.I.M. 

opposite of TGIF, stands for 'Oh Fuck It's Monday'. Used when in despair after waking up and realizing the weekend is over.

Me: Jim, Jim wake up , your going to be late for work.

Jim: O.F.I.M.

O.F.I.M. by wordygurl May 13, 2009

what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this 

for when you see a bloody mcdonald’s burger

*opens mcdonald’s burger wrapper”
“what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this”

what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021

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