| 1. | The 5 F's | ||
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The 5 F's(For Men)
1.)FIND 2.)FRENCH 3.)FINGER 4.)FUCK 5.)FORGET haha straight up Guy1:Yo dude, the 5 f's for men are so true.
Guy2:lol Guy1:lol |
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| 2. | F.S.D. | ||
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F.S.D., also known as Fake Scene Dome, applies to little teenybopper girls who believe they are "hardcore". Most of these girls come from Keokuk or Macomb and where shirts that generally have bands like "The Devil Wears Prada" or "Bury The Ocean". These girl are known for the dome that they give to the players in these hardcore bands after the show. We do not yet know if they give this "Dome" because they like it or they want to be hard. Person 1 - "Hey man how was the Bury the Ocean show last night.
Person 2 - "It was alright, except for all the F.S.D. girls from Keokuk. |
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| 3. | F.S.D. | ||
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F.S.D., also known as Fake Scene Dome, applies to little teenybopper girls who believe they are "hardcore". Most of these girls come from Keokuk or Macomb and where shirts that generally have bands like "The Devil Wears Prada" or "Bury The Ocean". These girl are known for the dome that they give to the players in these hardcore bands after the show. We do not yet know if they give this "Dome" because they like it or they want to be hard. Person 1 - "Hey man how was the Bury the Ocean show last night.
Person 2 - "It was alright, except for all the F.S.D. girls from Keokuk. |
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| 4. | The 3 F's | ||
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The 3 F's created by Yuri Dahli as a tagg expression.
Three things you must be in life... 1.) Fierce 2.) Fabulous 3.) Ferocious "That girl is doing it up, totally the 3 F's..."
"Those shoes are fierce, fabulous and ferocious!" |
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| 5. | Five F's | ||
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A man's take on 'dating' women...
1. Find em 2. Feel em 3. Finger em 4. Fuck em 5. Forget em Man 1: Hey do you know the Five F's?
Man 2: Hell yeah...who doesn't? Man 3: I don't... Man 1 and 2: huh???!!! |
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| 6. | L.A.F.S. | ||
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L.A.F.S. stands for Less Attractive Friend Syndrome and is a real condition that affects girls. A girl who suffers from L.A.F.S. is uglier than her female friends, but despite this continues to hang out with said friends. This is usually because these girls are popular and she is popular with them. Because girls at parties move in groups the girls who suffers from L.A.F.S. is often the girl that the wingman takes while his friend dances/hooks up with the hotter girl. Girls who suffer from L.A.F.S. are also often overlooked and end up becoming 'easy' sexual partners. Girls who suffer from L.A.F.S. also have low self-esteem which is why they whore themselves out. Example 1:
John: Dude I tried to hook up with Susie last night but she left early so I fucked her friend Kate instead. Tim: Kate suffers from L.A.F.S... John: I'm just a squirrel tryin to get a nut... Example 2: Steve: Do you think I should ask Jill out? Mike: Nah Bro, she suffers from L.A.F.S. I would def hit her friend Trina though. Example 3 (in a club): Paul: Dude, dance with L.A.F.S. while I dance with her friend. Jim: Yo, you know I got your back. Paul: That's why you're the Ace Wingman. (Paul goes on to fuck hot chick, while girl with L.A.F.S. cries herself to sleep in her tiny apartment.) |
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| 7. | The Four F's | ||
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The Four F's are like rules about dateing females, which were invented by the White Man, cause were smarter then the rest. The Four F's are as follows:
Find Em' Feel Em' Fuck Em' Forget Em' Tommy: "Yo Jimmy, have you heard of The Four F's?"
Jimmy: "Nah man, what are The Four F's?" Tommy: "It's the code the White Man lives by, The Four F's are: Find Em' Feel Em' Fuck Em' Forget Em'" Jimmy: "Isn't that a little rude to do to a girl?" Tommy: "Nigga-Please." Jimmy: "Ahh cool Tommy, that advice should be helpful, Nigga-Thankyou." |
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